I’ve been blogging for almost a decade. It’s mainly dark humor mixed with brutally honest periods of mental illness. I’m not sure how it happened but somehow this became a very popular, award-winning blog.

You can email me, but I’m terrible at responding. It’s not you. It’s me. Unless you’re emailing to ask me to shill toilet paper for free. Then it’s you. Reach me at info@trollop.org

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