I can’t even…..

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The kids put the Christmas tree up last night.

Without my supervision.

I am yet to look at it.

I’m weeping on the inside for what I know will definitely not be strategic and symmetrical placement of ornaments and tinsel.


I can’t.

I just can’t.


Thank the vodka gods we’re going away for the big day, so I won’t have to be visually assaulted on the most festive day of the whole festive season.



I’m going to whack this bad boy up in the hotel room….




Not even kidding.